Kylie Minogue brings the party to AFL grand final with 20 minutes of dizzying, sparkling joy

Australia’s pop goddess does what she does best, shifting through five decades of hits while taking flight above MCG Brisbane roar back to seal three-peat and break Fremantle hearts in AFL grand final classic If you were watching the AFL grand final broadcast, you might have noticed crew trying to clear water from the stage as the minutes ticked down towards the pre-game entertainment.

You might have clocked the crowd in the stands wearing ponchos or heard…