The hill I will die on: The barbecue is fundamentally unenjoyable. Please, put a lid on it | Max Liu

<p>Dress up the barbie however you like – it’s toxic, tiresome and, more to the point, malnourishing</p><p>“If you’re invited to a barbecue, have your dinner before you go.

” It is the wisest advice my dad has ever given me. Barbecues are one of life’s perennial disappointments. The romance of eating outside quickly degenerates into a recipe for mucky fingers, smelly clothes and <a…